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Robinhood Chain · Launching on Noxa

RAGE ON HOOD

RAGE ON.
CONTRACT 0x000

Contract will update immediately after launch.

TODAY'S RAGE
WHO CLOSED THE BLOCKCHAIN?
The home turf

WHY ROBINHOOD CHAIN

$RAGE isn't chain-hopping. It was born here, it launches here, it stays here. One chain, one mascot, one mission.

L2

Robinhood's Own Chain

An Ethereum Layer 2 built by Robinhood on Arbitrum technology. Real ETH security underneath, Robinhood speed on top. A brand-new chain needs a face — and that face is screaming.

24/7

The Market Never Sleeps

Robinhood Chain exists to put markets on-chain around the clock. Tokenized assets, nonstop trading, no closing bell. Nobody closes this blockchain.

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Fast Blocks, Tiny Fees

Cheap enough to ape, fast enough to rage. Bridge ETH once and every buy, sell and meme costs next to nothing. First movers on new chains write the history.

BUILT ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN · LAUNCHING ON NOXA
Four steps. Even Hood Guy could do it.

HOW TO BUY

1

Add Robinhood Chain to your wallet — Rabby, or trade straight from Telegram with BasedBot.

2

Bridge ETH over to Robinhood Chain.

3

Open Noxa, paste the contract.

4

Swap for $RAGE. Done. RAGE ON.

CA 0x000
Numbers that don't lie

TOKENOMICS

1B
Total Supply

One billion rages. No more, no less.

0%
Tax

Hood Guy doesn't believe in taxes.

100%
LP Locked

Liquidity locked forever on Noxa. Keys thrown into the hood.

Certified rage content

THE MEMES

Right-click, save, post. Hood Guy belongs to everyone. Click any card to open it full size.

Hood Guy meme — WHY? WHY?
PUT IT
ON HOOD
WHO CLOSED THE BLOCKCHAIN
TOKENIZE EVERYTHING
RAGE ON HOOD banner artwork THE MARKET NEVER SLEEPS
24/7
The tool of the trenches

RAGE RADAR

Our Telegram bot watches Robinhood Chain 24/7 and posts every new token launch the moment it hits the chain — with a safety snapshot and a Rage Score. Broadcast-only channel: only the bot posts. No spam, no shills, just signal.

Live Launch Alerts

Every new token deployment on Robinhood Chain, posted in real time straight from the official explorer data. Name, ticker, CA — copy and go.

Safety Snapshot

Each alert includes contract verification status, the deployer's history (how many contracts that dev shipped before) and live holder count.

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Rage Score

One transparent 0–100 score per launch, built only from real on-chain metrics: holders, distribution, activity, contract safety and age.

JOIN RAGE RADAR ON TELEGRAM

Free forever. Powered by the official Robinhood Chain explorer.

The master plan

ROADMAP

(this is a meme coin. these are jokes. mostly.)

Phase 1

Wake Up

$RAGE goes live on Noxa. Hood Guy immediately starts screaming.

Phase 2

Meme

Shitpost on every timeline. Flood the trenches. Become unavoidable.

Phase 3

Rebrand Robinhood

Polite letter to Vlad asking to put Hood Guy in the app. All caps.

Phase 4

Valhalla

$RAGE reaches escape velocity. Becomes the face of the chain.

You asked. We screamed.

FAQ

Everything you need to know before you rage in.

What is Rage On Hood? +
RAGE ON HOOD ($RAGE) is a community meme coin on Robinhood Chain, powered by Hood Guy — the eternally screaming face of every trader who has ever watched a chart. Zero taxes, pure culture.
Where do I buy? +
$RAGE launches on Noxa. You can also trade instantly with BasedBot. Full walkthrough in the How To Buy section.
Why Robinhood Chain? +
Because the market never sleeps. Robinhood Chain is Robinhood's Ethereum Layer 2 — fast, cheap, and built for a new wave of on-chain trading. A brand new chain deserves a face, and that face is screaming.
What's the contract address? +
The contract is currently 0x000 and will update everywhere on this site the moment we launch. Only trust the CA shown here and in official channels.
Is this financial advice? +
Absolutely not. $RAGE is a meme coin. Do your own research, never invest more than you can afford to lose, and rage responsibly.
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